😴

I'll do it if Esteban does it

poppyslovingyou:

This was literally my mum growing up. She told me i was allergic to areo bars because they made me really hyper.

(Source: thelocaltelevision, via dutchster)

September:

Halloween prep month

October:

Halloween month

November:

Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month

December:

Christmas month

Every other month:

sad time

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via pagingme)

(Source: -teesa-, via breaststicks)

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

(via pagingme)

timothydelaghetto:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

Wow… this shit hit me EXTRA hard cuz Greenday’s Dookie (The CD booklet pictured) is the first CD I purchased with my own money from the store, and I remember reading that exact page to learn those lyrics. fuuuuuhhh lol

(Source: cavemancircus.com)

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

(via legit-humour)

candlelion:

i talk a lot of shit for a legal adult who listens to one direction

(via reesewithoutherspooon)